WILSON!!!

I like Wilson. He's a people person. He likes people. Except homeless people. And people who work in data entry. Or IT tech. He also doesn't necessarily like people who won't talk to him in coffee shops. Or his ex-wife's immediate family (he sends poop in the mail to those kinds of people). Or the strangers that are raising the daughter he's never met. Taxi cab drivers. People in prison. Old people at the post-office. Actually, come to think of it, Wilson's more of a dog person. He sure does love his dog.