Sunday, May 16, 2010

City of Tiny Lights

Everything in the world worth knowing can be learned through the game of cricket. Thing is, this hooker (exoticmelody.co.uk) shows up at this geezer's office looking for a friend, sexyrussian.co.uk, who she's last seen bedding this MP Bailey at a Holiday Inn Suites in London. Thing is, this geezer Tommy Akhtar, the best Paki-immigrant-English-Ugandan-Indian private I in London, finds out Bailey's been offed by who-knows-who, but has the name of an infamous prospective terrorist Al-Dubayan in his recovered palm pilot what what what? Thing is, Tommy Akhtar gets up to his neck in finding out the bottom of this story - something the former mujahideen soldier has no business doing - and sets off a lot of fireworks in the process. Thing is, I don't know s__t about cricket. But I guess that makes me American.

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