Master of Space and Time is about these two wacky scientists that discover a way to control the universe, and hence become the masters of space and time. They end world hunger with porkchop and fritter trees. They give their respective wife and girlfriend the power of flight and Marilyn Monroe-esque beauty (and tits). They produce millions of dollars in unmarked bills, a glorious New York penthouse, cool futuristic ray guns. But not everything is so great. Along with this great, holy, awesome power, they accidentally will into existence spine-fluid sucking brain creatures who wish to take over the world. And a lot of people die. And one of the scientists accidentally fulfills his subconscious desire to become a beautiful woman. And then he is forced to make love with a horny Vietnamese man. But he/she kind of likes it. It's all very new and confusing.
This book is crazy, yo. It's also slated to be the next film from adorable frenchman Michel Gondry, director of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and lots and lots of amazing Bjork and White Stripes videos. The film has been on stall for a while, but I really hope it happens. Jack Black. Dave Chapelle. The universe at their fingertips.
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